Do as I say, not as I do ... Fuel prices are higher than ever, the pResident urges us to "be better conservers" by carpooling, using public transportation and avoiding unnecessary trips ... WHILE HE JETS AROUND, SPENDING OVER $170,000.00 IN JET FUEL.

Liar! Liar! Pants on Fire ... Brownie continues to lie about his "coordination" of emergency measures and still blames everybody but himself about the Katrina fiasco, WHILE STILL DRAWING A SALARY AS FIRED FEMA DIRECTOR (I see the Douan Rule has made it to the Federal level).

Stick and stones may hurt my bones, but words will never harm me ... Self-righteous as ever, all The "innocent" Hammer can say in the face of his indictment is that a "rogue prosecutor" and a "partisan fanatic" have produced the "weakest, most baseless indictments in American history. It's a sham." Meanwhile, Scottie assures us, "I think the president's view is that we need to let the legal process work." ... Legal process ... since when?

An apple a day sends the doctor away ... or maybe unloading some hospital stock will do the trick. I can't imagine the good Dr Frist missing that diagnosis.

Carpool, walk, take the bus, hail a cab, flag down Air Force One ...
just make sure you can get to Voodoo Thursday evening for your weekly dose of liberal talk and maybe even a drink or three.

Voodoo Lounge
15 Magnolia (West Ashley)
Every Thursday
5:30 pm
FREE PARKING BEHIND THE BAR

This is most certainly a necessary trip. Reporters from West Of may actually put on their liberal faces as they develop a story about Drinking Liberally Charleston!