"We are fully prepared."

"People don't need to worry about security."

"A wiretap requires a court order. Nothing has changed."

"I can order the torture of prisoners in my secret prisons because it will give us valuable information."

"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator."

"I never had sex with that woman." Wait! How'd that get in there?!

We can't answer that question, but we can try if you'll join us tonight at Drinking Liberally! This weekly support group will help get you on track and guide you to the right - er - the correct thinking.

Toasts on tap for tonight:

- Welcome to the Palmetto State's newest - DL Greenville!

- Cheers to DL Louisville for joining us in the Army Men Project!

- Cheers to DL Charlotte for joining us in the Army Men Project!

- Kudos to us for being Charleston City Paper's Critics' Pick for Best Drinking Club!

Voodoo Lounge
15 Magnolia Dr
Every Thursday
5:30 pm until the thoughts run dry
FREE PARKING BEHIND THE BAR

Bowling Liberally
Elks Lodge
Sam Rittenberg
Friday night
7:30 until 11
$1.75 games, free shoes, $1 beer
FOR MORE INFO, CATCH BILL OR LARRY AT VOODOO THURSDAY OR EMAIL LARRY AT larry_carter_center at yahoo dot com

Reading Liberally
on the horizon!

Liberally yours,
marilyn, Leslie & Sadie