Ernesto Targets Charleston! Okay, so Ernesto was about as threatening as Donald "The Duck" Rumsfeld telling the world not to mess with us because we can still take 'em out. Settle down, Ducky, no one is threatening you. Well, anyway, it is time for Drinking Liberally once again tomorrow. And since everyone took last week off, all should be especially eager to gather this week.

So what has Superbush been up to? How would we know? It isn't like Superbush is even slightly open about his thoughts and plans. And when he does speak about things, Superbush is usually lying about whatever it is. From what I can gather, Superbush is getting really fed up with all of us do-gooders trying to make the planet a better place to live. Superbush is still traveling about the country raising money for the Legion of Injustice and trying to convince the American people to be very scared about something.

BTW, did you know that you can go out into the woods at midnight with a bag and the Islamofascists will run right into your bag. Oops, my bad. That was snipe hunting. Actually, there is no reason it shouldn't work just as well with Islamofacists.

So, where were we? Oh, yes. Superbush , be scared, blah blah blah. For Labor Day, Superbush asked for more tax cuts for business owners to help grow our economy. Somehow, we think Superbush may have missed the point about Labor Day and for what it is supposed to stand. Leave it to Superbush to use his superpowers to turn Labor Day into Anti-Labor Day.

Mt Pleasant voters should remember that the polls open at 7:00 a.m. on September 19, 2006. This is just a friendly reminder to get out and vote. That leaves you plenty of time to vote and go to work before Reading Liberally at 6pm.

Also, be sure to remember that South Carolina remains at the bottom of the country educationally with SAT scores that have returned to going down rather than up. We can be so proud. Well, thank God for Georgia.

That is Drinking Liberally for this the 1,223th day since the declaring of "Mission Accomplished" in Iraq. We're your city leaders, goodnight and good luck.

Don't forget to join us Thursday, September 7, at 5:30pm at Juanita Greenberg's in beautiful downtown Charleston for another edition of Drinking Liberally!

Liberally yours,
Sadie, Leslie, Mike & Marilyn

Juanita Greenberg's
439 King Street - Downtown
5:30pm until our SAT scores go up
This and every Thursday
843.723.NACHO(6224)
On King, just a couple of blocks above Calhoun. Look for the blinking lights.
http://www.juanitagreenbergs.com/index.php

January 20, 2009 Bush's last day! (-867 days)